We’re just your average airplane flying, donkey riding family…

Say WHAT?

Uh, yes.  You heard that right.  No need to panic, we’ve got it all under control.

Building an airplane in the garage was a project our little fam decided to take on in February of 2012.  Read more about that here.  And since we keep life interesting with crazy projects and not so normal hobbies (i.e. donkeys and such), we sometimes hear things like “Those crazy kids – what are they up to now?!”

While we don’t think we’re crazy Yes, yes we are crazy, and we get that type of reaction a lot.  Why do you want to build an airplane??  How did you think to make that crazy contraption?  What’s with the donkeys?  In truth, we don’t know.  And we apologize in advance. So who’s in this crazy donkey airplane family?

We’ll there’s Ed – a.k.a Eddie, Big Ed, The Man With The Plan.  Known for crazy mad trivia skills and knowing how to fix just about anything.

Colleen – a.k.a Beaner, Hey Can You Hold My Beer Kranz.  Wanted in 38 states for randomly breaking out into song and makes a mean smoothie.

EJ – a.k.a Monster, Long Lash Lady Killer, Edward Jackson.  The newest addition to the Kranz family.  Brings the ladies.

Sawyer “The BodyGuard” German Shepherd.  Uncanny ability to make you trip due to his Velcro like abilities.  Barks on command.  All around bad-ass-dog.

Ruby (Tuesday). Loves bread, carrots, and ear scratches.  Known around the neighborhood for her braying or “honking” talents.

Rocky “The Rockstar”.  On the outside he’s a seemingly lazy orange house cat.  Do not be fooled.  He’s really running this show.  Never turn your back for he has been known to stalk and attack members of the household at random.

The chickens a.k.a “The Girls” – Do girls really “just wanna have fun?”  Yes, these bug eatin’ party animals are livin’ the high life in their coup-tastic condo!

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